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Putting the baby to sleep
Two first-time dads were discussing their parenting experiences. The first was proudly claiming that he had devised a sure-fire way for putting his baby to sleep. Raving about the method he says: "I just toss him up in the air a few times, and catch him again."
Wide eyed friend obviously impressed: "And that puts him to sleep?" First person: "Sure does. We have low ceilings."
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Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.
Katherine Hepburn, American film and stage actress
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Funny Facts about Japan
Japanese are known to be hard working, entrepreneurial and have successfully rebounded after a crushing defeat in World War II. Here are some amazing facts about Japan and Japanese people.
1. Over 90% of the Japanese population buy a comic-magazine daily
2. Japan is a country of over 6,000 islands and has more than 40 active volcanoes
3. The Tokyo Zoo is perhaps the only one in the world which closes two months every year so that the animals can have a holiday from visitors
4. Paintballs are standard issue to police officers in Tokyo - when chasing a suspect they splatter them with indelible paint, visible under flourescent light, which makes them easily identifiable when apprehended.
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